March 2012
95 posts
February 2012
120 posts
Seeing all these pictures of toned girls makes me feel so crappy. & being a lazy ass won’t change anything. Gotta.Go.For.Runs!!
The first time I go into someones house:
Try hard for them before someone tries harder.
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
kfcrage:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via mooonicalauren)
if my mom's still asleep: shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: shh don't make noise he's asleep
if i'm still asleep: i need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
