February 2012
85 posts
kfcrage:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via mooonicalauren)
if my mom's still asleep: shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: shh don't make noise he's asleep
if i'm still asleep: i need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that fucking pedophile what a horrible person"
Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a fucking moron."
Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
RIP to the millions of people who die every day...
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
